An Open Letter to Matt & Jen Warship:
Do you think your realtor could get us a first-time homeowner two-fer-one deal? If so, we’ll take this California ranch: 4607 Southwest 16th Street.
The real estate pictures are hilariously crummy (three of the shed and none of a bedroom or bathroom?) but I was sold on this one:
AN ALL-WHITE PROJECT ROOM. It will be my Dreamatorium.
P.S. Lest you think I’m self-centered, I picked out a house for you as well: 2801 Fleur Drive.