An Open Letter to Matt & Jen Warship:
Do you think your realtor could get us a first-time homeowner two-fer-one deal? If so, we’ll take this California ranch: 4607 Southwest 16th Street.
The real estate pictures are hilariously crummy (three of the shed and none of a bedroom or bathroom?) but I was sold on this one:
AN ALL-WHITE PROJECT ROOM. It will be my Dreamatorium.
P.S. Lest you think I’m self-centered, I picked out a house for you as well: 2801 Fleur Drive.
6 thoughts on “California via Des Moines Dreaming”
Cher Horowitz is my Inspector Spacetime.
That fountain. That wood. Those walls.
It’s everything you’ve always wanted, I know.
gotta keep dungeon wife in the shed because basement project room is OFF LIMITS! NO BOYZ OR DUNGEON WIVEZ ALLOWED!!
Catz, too. Catz gotta live in the shed.