Pipe + Netting Garden Trellis

We’re back from vacationing in Alaska, where the only projects I accomplished were hiking all over the place and not getting eaten by a bear.  Among many other things, we explored a glacier cave, which was literally awesome and only slightly dangerous.


Glacier Cave

I’m very glad to have experienced it, but I was also thinking “If I die in an ice cave collapse, no one will be able to say ‘Well, at least Marti died doing what she loved.'”  I mean, really, killed while hiking? Wearing pants that covert into shorts?  That is not how I am supposed to go. Death by spray paint fumes, or a freak rug avalanche, or a pizza overdose: then you can say I died right.  So, let’s get back to it!

As briefly glimpsed and mentioned in the post about building our raised garden beds, I rigged up a heavy-duty trellis structure for our vining plants:

  • I bought 3/4″ thin-wall electrical conduit at The Home Depot (only $11, which is much cheaper than I expected metal to be). The friendly folks at The Home Depot will cut the pipes for you (Menards doesn’t, by the way).
  • Two pull elbows ($7 total) to connect the three pieces.  The PVC sleeves on either end of the bed secure the metal pipes.
  • Finally, I ordered Dalen Gardeneer nylon trellis netting from Amazon ($9).

Raised Garden Bed

Trellis Netting

Garden Trellis

The net is loose and stretchy until you pull it taut and secure it.  I tied the loose ends and also used cord ties.

Garden Trellis Netting

Garden Trellis Netting

Garden Trellis Netting

All-in-all cheaper than metal cages, much sturdier, easier to harvest and plenty tall for high-climbers like pole beans.  Now that our first wave of lettuce and spinach are gone, the tomatoes are putting the trellis to use.

Garden Trellis Netting

Two other late-crop newcomers are the cucumber and French pole bean plants.  The latter isn’t coming out swinging, but I hope it perks up once its roots get stronger.

Cucumber Pole Beans

In other garden news, our broccoli was kind of a bust.  It looked hardy, but we got only a few small heads that immediately flowered.  So much space and nutrients consumed for so little food produced.


The lettuce has peaked but continues to keep us knee-deep in salads, and the kale crop has been amazing.  We harvest the outer leaves and the center keeps growing.  Mint, of course, is bountiful and irrepressible.

Garden Harvest

And, really, the best part of the garden is simply that it’s pretty.  Summer!

Backyard Garden

Lettuce Week: Thursday

Produce: Speckled Bibb and Baby Leaf Mix Lettuce

Salad Prep

Recipe: Scallop and Citrus Salad from Mark Bittman’s Kitchen Express. With apologies to Mr. Bittman, here’s a picture of the recipe:

No fancy food photography available, so instead I’ll show you a picture of what dinner usually looks like around here: a laptop and some ill-gotten HBO GO (just kidding, Comcast!). The Veep title sequence is really bad, right?

Laptop Salad Dinner

Internet Shopping FAIL

Sometimes the interwebs just do you wrong, ya know?

Take, for example, the Burpee order I placed weeks ago.  Shipping live plants didn’t seem risky to me considering that baby chicks are shipped via USPS all the time.  But these vegetables were doomed (the same fate many baby chicks face as well, I suppose).  They shipped out later than promised and arrived today deader than acceptable.

Burpee Fail


The basil and two of the tomato plants will recover, but Burpee is dead to me now.

Burpee Tomato Plants

In other news, I was excited to find a wool kilim runner for cheap ($40!) on Overstock.com. “Why do you need more rugs?” you might ask. To which I would reply “Shut it.

Problem is, though they share the same item number, one of these is not like the other.

Runner Fail

To their credit, they did send me a rug.  A long one, even.  So, points for effort, I guess.