Oh yeah: there’s also the Crafty Beaver on Lawrence Ave. If they can’t be bothered to put a tail on that poor beaver, I can’t be bothered to shop there.
Guys, I want to talk about hardware stores for a bit. Because it’s something I like to think about.
The way I see it, Lowe’s is for the casual DIYer, the “weekend warrior,” as they might like to imagine themselves. Home Depot is for men who do real work. Lowe’s is clean, brightly lit and red, white & blue. Home Depot is also clean, but it’s orange and concrete and populated with employees who wear aprons on which they’ve scrawled their name with a Sharpie. Lowe’s is in the suburbs; Home Depot is in Chicago. I prefer Home Depot because I like to associate myself with manly men who do labor, but I know that demographically I belong with the Lowe’s crowd.
As for Ace Hardware: Ace used to be my go-to place because there was one within easy walking distance of our apartment, and one across the street from the Sears Tower (I say “Sears” because that’s what it was when there was an Ace across from it). Both of those stores closed. Now, the Ace that I can walk to over my lunch break — about a mile away — is visibly on the verge of going out of business. Its claims of being “Chicago’s Largest Ace!” seem sad once you’ve viewed their dwindling inventory. So, I don’t really consider Ace a contender.
Anyway, my dad gave me a $50 gift card for Lowe’s for Christmas. I am going to try make it cover the supplies needed for my two major pre-move projects: the cat tree and the dresser-turned-TV-stand.
(Prices are approximate and based on my lunch break trip to Ace.)
- $8 – cement mix
- $5 – wood trim
- $10 – wood post
- $2 – wood screws
- $4 – hinges
- $4 – wood glue
- $10 – rope
- $25 – metal screen
Gah! That metal screen really destroys my budget, especially considering that I know I’ll think of other things I need.
Ben was visibly disappointed when I told him that we wouldn’t be able to squeeze a ping pong table into our dining room, as was my hope with a new apartment. I’m disappointed, too: a ping pong table would be so much fun, and could serve as a dining table as well. I just can’t make it fit. Sorry, Ben.
I used FloorPlanner.com to make these. It was fun! But I’m only 72% confident on the accuracy of the layout.