I’ll be doing some website work this weekend that I hope will stay behind the scenes but may not: I apologize in advance if I clutter up your blog roll.
In the meantime, could someone please buy this house and restore its dignity? That French colonial furniture is an incongruent abomination.
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My friend Jen was most offended by the rug. It’s probably impossible to remove without a crane – they’ll have to burn down the house to dispose of it, Gilbert Grape-style.
Have a good weekend!

You’re hilarious. I’m most offended by the kitchen cabinets. Bad news.
Two words: Dolores Umbridge: http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Dolores_Umbridge?file=Umbridge_Office.jpg
Ha!